155 BEST Coffee Mug Quotes (Chosen)

(Free Bonus for You: Rap Song About Coffee “No more fuss — and life is back to feelin’ plus plus” — — at the bottom of this post)

I love coffee. You love coffee. And coffee mugs have become a staple in modern homes.

What better way to express your personality than with coffee mug quotes that are sure to put a smile on your face every time you take a sip of your favorite beverage!

I include here 155 carefully chosen coffee mug quotes for You that are sure to make you laugh, reflect, or simply enjoy the moment.

From funny coffee mug sayings to inspirational coffee cup messages, this comprehensive list has something for everyone. So grab your favorite coffee mug and get ready for some fun reading!

Celebrate coffee with these 155 coffee mug quotes — specially for You:

1. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake” — Anonymous

2. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love” — Turkish Proverb

3. “Coffee is a language in itself” — Jackie Chan

4. “One cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship”- Turkish proverb

5. “Life is too short for bad coffee” — Unknown

6. “A morning without coffee is like something without something else” — Unknown

7. “The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up” — Paul Valery

8. “It’s amazing how much good a few sips of hot coffee can do” — Sarah Dessen

9.”If this isn’t nice, what is?”― Kurt Vonnegut Jr

10.”I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time”- Steven Wright

11.”Without my morning coffee I’m just like a dried up piece of roast goat”- Johann Sebastian Bach

12. “Coffee is a hug in a mug” — Unknown

13. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless” — Napoleon Bonaparte

14. “Drinking coffee before talking to me is like getting vaccinated” — Anonymous

15. “Coffee smells like freshly ground Heaven” — Jessi Lane Adams

16. “Wake up and smell the coffee” — Unknown

17. “Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink wine” — Unknown

18.”Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after”– Anne Morrow Lindbergh

19.”A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away” — Unknown

20.”Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self”– Terry Pratchett

21.”I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it”- Unknown

22.”Too much coffee. Not enough coffee cups” — Unknown

23. “It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of coffee” — Donna A. Favors

24. “A coffee break brings people together” — Gregory Jantz

25. “A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time

well spent” — Unknown

26. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world” — Thomas Jefferson

27. “Life is too short to drink bad coffee” — Unknown

28. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might actually be awake”- Anonymous

29.”A coffee a day keeps the Monday away” — Unknown

30.”Coffee should be black as night, strong as death and sweet as love” — Turkish Proverb

31.”Coffee in England is just toasted milk”– Christopher Fry

32.”One cannot think well, love well, sleep well if one has not dined well”– Virginia Woolf

33.”I like coffee because it gives me something to do with my hands”– Unknown

34. “A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent” — Unknown

35. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with” — Terri Guillemets

36. “Coffee was made for poets” — Honoré de Balzac

37. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s pretty close” — Anonymous

38. “Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

39. “I’m a coffee-dependent life form” — Unknown

40. “Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich”– Unknown

41.”Life without coffee is like a donut without the hole” — Unknown

42.”A coffee a day keeps the crank away” — Unknown

43. “Coffee is always a good idea” — Anonymous

44. “I measure my morning success by how quickly I can drink coffee” — Anonymous

45. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless” — Napoleon Bonaparte

46. “Coffee keep me going until it’s socially acceptable to drink wine” — Unknown

47. “It’s coffee o’clock somewhere in the world” — Unknown

48. “Coffee: The most important meal of the day”– Unknown

49. “Black coffee for life” — Unknown

50. “A coffee a day keeps the doctor away” — Anonymous

51. “To coffee or not to coffee, that is always the question” — Unknown

52. “Coffee and friends make the perfect blend” — Anonymous

53. “Coffee: the mainstay of human existence” — Unknown

54. “Without coffee, I’m just a sleepy zombie” — Anonymous

55. “Coffee isn’t my cup of tea” — Unknown

56. “Coffee makes life bearable for the intolerable moments” — Anonymous

57. “The best thing about coffee is that it’s always there when you need it” — Unknown

58. “Caffeinate and conquer”– Unknown

59.”Coffee is my love language”- Unknown

60. “Coffee, coffee coffee”– Anonymous

61. “Coffee before talkie” — Unknown

62. “You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close” — Unknown

63. “Where there is coffee, there is joy” — Turkish Proverb

64. “No matter what happens today my coffee will remain hot” — Unknown

65. “To be an artist of life, start with a cup of coffee”– Chinese Proverb

66.”The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce”– Oliver Wendell Holmes

67. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems” — Paul Erdos

68. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons”- T S Eliot

69. “Drink up me hearties yo ho!”- Robert Newton

70. “When in doubt, drink more coffee” — Unknown

71. “Coffee is a hug in a mug” — Unknown

72. “Life happens coffee helps” — Unknown

73. “There’s always time for coffee” — Anonymous

74. “Coffee and friends make the perfect blend” — Unknown

75. “A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent”– Anonymous

76. “One sip of coffee and the world becomes my oyster”- Unknown

77.”The best part of waking up is sipping on some coffee”- Unknown

78.”What would life be like without coffee? Unthinkable!”- Unknown

79.”If you can’t travel, let coffee bring the world to you”- Unknown

80.”I never go anywhere without my coffee”- Anonymous

81. “But first, coffee”– Anonymous

82. “Coffee is always a good idea” — Anonymous

83. “A coffee never lies” — Unknown

84. “The coffee break, the only time of day when you can sit and think without being asked to do something else”– Anonymous

85. “If it ain’t coffee, I don’t want none”– Unknown

86. “If coffee were a drug, I’d be an addict”– Unknown

87. “Coffee first; questions later” — Unknown

88.”I’m just here for the coffee” — Unknown

89.”Let’s have coffee and talk about life”- Unknown

90.”I brewed this cup of coffee just for you”- Anonymous

91.”Life is too short not to drink good coffee!”- Unknown

92.”Coffee: because adulting isn’t easy”-Unknown

93.”Grab a cup of ambition “-Anonymous

94.”One sip at a time “-Anonymous

95 “This mug runs on caffeine and sass “-Anonymous

96. “Coffee: because I’m not awake enough to figure out what’s really

going on” — Unknown

97. “All coffee, all the time” — Unknown

98. “Coffee is the glue that holds my day together” — Anonymous

99. “Keep calm and coffee on” — Unknown

100. “The only thing better than coffee is more coffee” -Unknown

101.”A yawn is a silent scream for coffee”–Anonymous

102.”Life begins after coffee”-Anonymous

103.”Chocolate covered espresso beans are like the little black dress of

caffeine”-Unknown

104.”I drink coffee for your protection”-Unknown

105.”Think outside of the cup “-Anonymous

106. “Wake up and smell the coffee”-Anonymous

107.”Coffee: it’s not just a drink, it’s an experience”–Unknown

108. “Put on some coffee, it’s going to be a long day” — Anonymous

109. “Coffee helps me stay alert, awake, and ambitious” — Unknown

110. “I love coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be able to make it through the day without falling asleep” — Unknown

111. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee and that’s kind of the same

112. “Coffee is the common man’s gold and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility” -Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

113. “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, sweet as love” — Turkish Proverb

114. “If this is coffee please bring me some tea; but if this is tea please bring me some coffee” — Abraham Lincoln

115. “I know that when I wake up in the morning and put on my glasses, the first thing I want to do is fill my coffee mug”– Maya Angelou

116. “A cup of coffee — real coffee — home-browned, home ground, home made tastes like a kiss from an angel”- Patricia Turner

117.”Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical”– Jonathan Swift

118.”My blood type is coffee”-Anonymous

119.”Drinking coffee alone makes you stronger”– Unknown

120.”Brewing your own cup of joe builds

121. “Coffee in the morning, coffee in the evening, coffee late at night — it’s a lifestyle.” -Anonymous

122. “My coffee will never be bitter as long as I remember to add enough sugar.” — Anonymous

123. “Good coffee makes me human”– Unknown

124.”A clean house is a sign of a wasted life”– Unknown

125.”Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine”–Unknown

126.”The only thing better than coffee is more coffee”-Unknown

127.”All you need is love and coffee”-Anonymous

128. “Wake up and smell the coffee!”-Anonymous

129.”Coffee: because adulting isn’t easy” — Unknown

130. “One cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship”– Turkish Proverb

131 . “I like instant gratification…which is why I drink my coffee black!” — Anonymous

132 . “If it ain’t espresso, I don’t want anything else"

133. “Coffee first, talk later”- Unknown

134. “I’m coffee you’re cream let’s mix it up and dream”– Unknown

135.”A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away”-Anonymous

136.”My coffee needs as much love as I do”–Unknown

137.”You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s kind of

the same thing” — Unknown

138.”Life happens, coffee helps”-Anonymous

139. “Without coffee nothing makes sense!”-Anonymous

140. “May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short” — Anonymous

141. “Good ideas start with great coffee” — Anonymous

142 . “I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need more coffee” — Unknown

143 . “Friends bring happiness into your life; best friends bring coffee” — Anonymous

144 .”The world is a lot brighter when seen through a cup of Coffee “-Unknown

145. “Coffee: because adulting is hard” — Unknown

146. “Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world”- Thomas Jefferson

147. “My coffee needs as much love as I do”–Unknown

148. “A coffee a day keeps the grumpy away”-Anonymous

149. “I’m coffee you’re cream let’s mix it up and dream”– Unknown

150. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all” — David Lynch

151 . “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness” — Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

152 . “The most important decision you make each day, should be whether to have tea or coffee” — Anonymous

153 . “Don’t cry over spilled milk…Cry over spilled Coffee!”– Unknown

154 .”When life gives you lemons add some sugar & espresso” — 

Anonymous

155.”Life without Coffee deserves an F grade”-Anonymous

Special Free Bonus for You: Rap Song on Coffee.

Rap Song: “No more fuss — and life is back to feelin’ plus plus”

[Verse 1]

Grab your mug and fill it up, ’cause coffee’s just the stuff

It brings a smile to yo’ face when you’re feelin’ kinda rough

Gets ya ready for the day, no more strugglin’, no more fuss

A tall cup of Joe, and life is back to feelin’ plus plus

[Chorus]

Ain’t nothin’ like a hot cup o’ Joe, givin’ energy on the go

A little sugar and cream to make it sweet, mmm — that’s the way it should be

Coffee got flavor from near and far, gettin’ us ready for whatever life has in store

It ain’t called the elixir of life for nothin’, yup that’s whatcha call startin’ off right

Tastes good at any hour o’ tha day, stoke yer fire so let’s get hype!

[Verse 2]

Brewed up with love and care; nothing better in the air

From bold espresso shots to velvety macchiato foam

You can make it dark or light — however you like your brew

Forget Red Bull — all you need is some ground-up Java beans

[Chorus]

Ain’t nothin’ like a hot cup o’ Joe, givin’ energy on the go

A little sugar and cream to make it sweet, mmm — that’s the way it should be

Coffee got flavor from near and far, gettin’ us ready for whatever life has in store

It ain’t called the elixir of life for nothin’, yup that’s whatcha call startin off right

Tastes good at any hour o’ tha day — stoke yer fire so let’s get hype!

[Verse 3]

Make each sip count and enjoy every drop

Cause coffee keeps your focus sharp

Rise & grind with java in hand

Recharge each morning — just understand

Take one minute break in between tasks

Or stay awhile — have an espresso blast!

[Bridge]

When times are tough don’t fret and whine Just grab a cup of joe — you’ll be just fine Drink slow or drink quick — either way will do So savor this moment before hustling through

[Chorus]

Ain’t nothin’ like a hot cup o’ Joe, givin’ energy on the go

A little sugar and cream to make it sweet, mmm — that’s the way it should be

Coffee got flavor from near and far, gettin’ us ready for whatever life has in store

It ain’t called the elixir of life for nothin’, yup that’s whatcha call startin’ off right

Tastes good at any hour o’ tha day, stoke yer fire so let’s get hype!

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